Thursday, September 29, 2011

Portland, Oregon Color

Black Bomber and the Red,White and Blue
Scalloped 300
Oregon's Northern Border, the Columbia River
Portland is a bicycle town with every faceit of two wheeldom represented. Outlaw Bicycle Clubs are the flavor of the month with the likes of the Colors wearing Dead Babies and Hells Halfwits tearing up the town. These Schwinns are ridden by the Belligerantes who only ride original Schwinns with factory parts and accessories. Their moto "If it aint Schwinn dont bring it in".
You would think the city would have a helmet on this poor bastard but no, its a hipster haircut and pencil legged jeans, de rigueur for Portlands pushbike punks.